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ExtraCookie
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Dean's smart-assed names for SammyI was just thinking about all the smart-assed names that Dean has called Sammy; they always crack me up. Ones I can remember right now:
Tiger ("Easy, Tiger!" Damn, I love that scene!)
Unsolved Mysteries ("Thank you, Unsolved Mysteries.")
College Boy ("College Boy thinks he's so smart!")
Professor (". . . excuse me, Professor!)
Van Damme ("Whoa, there, Van Damme." Loved that. It was a serious, touching scene, and, suddenly, Dean made me laugh. God, I love Dean.)
? Jennifer Love Hewitt, but he said it slangy, didn't he? "J-Love" or somethin'? (In "Roadkill.")
And, yeah, I'm counting Honey ("OK, honey?" *pats Sam's ass* I'm not sure what was funnier about that scene; the fact that Dean said and did that or the expression on Sam's face  when he did. I think it's a tie.)
Surely there are more! Would someone kindly help me out & refresh my memory? I hope they keep on thinking up these smart-assed names. And it would also crack me up to see Sammy throw it back to him sometime(s). Has he ever? If so, remind me and give me the details!
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Sarah
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Sammy's called him "Genius" more than once, but I'm tired right now so the others aren't really coming to me at the moment.
Dean also called him "Asshat" in WIAWSNB.
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ExtraCookie
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| Sarah wrote: | Sammy's called him "Genius" more than once, but I'm tired right now so the others aren't really coming to me at the moment.
Dean also called him "Asshat" in WIAWSNB. |
Asshat?! Really?  I don't even remember that! That's not the most Deanish of terms, but still funny!
And, yes, thanks to seeing the finale rerun tonight, I realize I messed up the Van Damme line (should be ". . . easy, Van Damme."). I don't have DVR and my memory sucks sometimes, so sue me! 
I do seem to recall hearing Sammy call Dean "genius," but can't recall when. Oh, well, that's what DVDs are for! If anyone remembers any more (either way), please let me know.
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Sarah
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Yeah. It was when they were on the phone.
Dean: The djinn! It attacked me!
Sam: *snort* The gin attacked you? You--you're drinking gin?
Dean: No asshat! The djinn! Scary monster?
Er. Very paraphrased. But yeah, he definitely said "NO ASSHAT!"
Sammy called him "genius" at least once -- after Dean pulls himself out of the river in the pilot. They sit on the hood and he says "So where's the trail go from here, genius?" to which Dean throws his hands up, then flicks mud off his fingers...and that's when Sam turns and says "You smell like a toilet."
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ThursdayWench
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Francis!! here's your half-caff...*blah blah i can't remember it all* latte, Francis 
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Sarah
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Haha, well that was more because his cop ID during that scene was "Francis" and "Yes, it's a boy's name." XD
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ExtraCookie
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| ThursdayWench wrote: | | Francis!! here's your half-caff...*blah blah i can't remember it all* latte, Francis |
Off the top of my head: "Your, uh, half-caff. vanilla latte's gettin' cold, there, Francis!" Somethin' like that.
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ThursdayWench
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yeah, haha, that was a twisty turny line that probably no one except Jensen will be able to remember.....hmm...more nicknames....
does Encyclopedia of Weird count? 
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ExtraCookie
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| ThursdayWench wrote: | yeah, haha, that was a twisty turny line that probably no one except Jensen will be able to remember.....hmm...more nicknames....
does Encyclopedia of Weird count? |
Why, yes, it does! Another good one!
And, by the way, they should've left that cut-out scene in the vanilla latte (Ha! I don't remember which ep. it was) episode IN, because, until I saw it, I always thought, "Why'd he call him Francis?!"
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Sarah
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It's actually "Your half-caff double-vanilla latte's gettin' cold here, Francis." To which Sam huffed and said "Shut up." And the other was "...You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." And Sam paused and then said "I know." XD
And the "Francis" thing was in Hookman.
*cough* Not that I've watched them obsessively enough to quote all the episodes or anything. *slinks away*
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ThursdayWench
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oooh, Sarah, you so smaht!!! *giggle* i love how Sam didn't even care that he was an encyclopedia of weird. oh, the love...hahaha, this should probably stay in the 'why we love Sam' thread, but yeah...LOVE!!!!
there's also Heathen from Hollywood Babylon
"bite chur tongue, Heathen!" haha!
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Sarah
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I dunno if having television shows memorized makes me smart or halfway to insanity. *cough* I like to think I'm just like Sam -- a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Hahaha I totally cracked up at the "Heathen" remark. <3 Oh Dean. He was such a nerd in that. I half expected Sam to go "And I'm the walking encyclopedia of weirdness?!" every time Dean broke out into a new story. I think it's super adorable that he knows all the lore and pop culture references related to his field. Like in Crossroad Blues where he's all "...wow" face when Sam says he's not familiar with Robert Johnson. And he's all o.O about it. And ROLLS HIS EYES. <3
They are so cute. DUDE.
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ExtraCookie
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Keep it up!You people are doing a good job! I had forgotten heathen! Man, writing Dean's dialogue must be fun!
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ExtraCookie
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Sparky!Thanks to last night's re-run, here's another: Sparky!! HA! I had forgotten that one. That one's so almost-lame-stupid, I love it! Alas, I don't remember the exact line. But it was when Sam was trying to crack something on a computer and Dean, who could think of nothing to do at the moment, was sitting in front of him bored and making annoying noises. Sam said, "Dude, seriously!" And Dean then decided he could go and try to get more answers from (Karen?) the wife of the murder victim. As he walked off, he said something to the effect that Sam needed to keep working at it, or keep up the good work, something! (*Ahem*, gee, it would be nice if *someone* around here who has watched all episodes over and over could help me out and insert the proper line here. Hmm, who could do that for me?! ) And called him Sparky.
Know what else I love about these names? (If you do, congratulations, you can set up your own psychic hotline!) You can tell Sammy actually likes it when Dean calls him by them! He practically never objects (and when he does, it's mild) or looks truly annoyed. I don't know if the writers intended it, or if Jared decided to make it that way, or if it's just accidental on Jared's part, but it's great. You really get the feeling that he's so used to it; has grown up with Dean doing that. That he knows it's Dean's way of expressing brotherly love. So, it's funny *and* sweet. Cool!
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ExtraCookie
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Never mind!I looked it up. Line: "Keep going, Sparky." That simple. I just had to complicate it. You know me. 
*snicker* Can't wait to see what names he comes up with next season. Hopefully, he's not too distracted/scared/whatever to think them up! If anything, I'd think he'd do it more, in order to help distract himself from The Bargain. It is his way, after all! So, I actually think we may be seeing him in full-on first season Dean mode--and then some--next season! Not ALL the time, of course, but some; a lot, hopefully! Right, I'm jabbering about Dean in the Sam section. Oops! I'm done.
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ThursdayWench
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hehehe, Cookie, you do research
yeah, it makes Sam so much more *squishable* that he doesn't care. LOVE!!
erm, names....Dean calls him Kiddo alot, no?
yes, i can't wait for S3
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izzymarie
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Grandma... in The Benders Episode. Sam wants to leave and Dean says, "you really know how to have a good time, don't you grandma." and in the Asylum episode he calls him Haley Joel...
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ExtraCookie
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Yeah!Grandma! That was hilarious! Good job! Yet another smart-assed name, yet another time Sammy doesn't know how to snark back. I think it would be funny to have at least one episode next season (or in any future season, I don't care) where Dean does the usual smart-assed name calling and Sammy actually snarks right back to him for a change. It'd be fun to see Dean's expression! Or where Sammy does the name calling for a change and Dean's too surprised for a comeback.
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izzymarie
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that would be totally awesome. i love them both... there was another one i just recently saw, but i already forgot what it was... damn it. GRR. it was pretty funny, too. he calls him captain obvious in Provenance, but thats not the one i was thinking of.
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